"Why do I love daycare? My crew is here — Billie, Chew. You have your brunch squad; I have mine."

"First day I hid under the bench. Now I run to the door. Like the first day of school — except I actually want to go."

"You're going on vacation? Then so am I. I'm not sitting home wasting the good days."

"I snore, I snort, I steal hearts. The humans say I run this place. They're right."

"I hold the yard zoomie record. 4.2 seconds, fence to fence. Beat that."

"I learned every staff member's name in a day. I know who has the treats."

"Legs short, heart huge. I lead the small-dog parade every morning."

"If there's a tunnel, I'm in it. If there isn't one, I'll find a way under."

"You throw it, I bring it back. This is the deal and the deal is good."

"I didn't choose the pampered life. The pampered life chose me."

"My job is naps and cuddles. I'm very good at my job."

"I keep the playgroup in order. Someone has to be in charge around here."

"I can smell a treat from three rooms away. Nothing gets past this nose."

"I grumble because I care. Mostly about dinner being on time."

"Blink and you'll miss me. The yard is my racetrack."

"I snore so loud the staff use me as a white-noise machine. You're welcome."

"My ears have their own fan club. Flop level: expert."

"My whole body wags. Scientists are studying it. Probably."

"I stick to my favorite humans like glue. Premium glue. The good stuff."

"Breed: 100% good boy. Papers available upon request. Not really. Woof."